1st of April, 2002
  

Kerafyrm Found Murdered


The crime scene earlier today after investigators cleared the area

SKYSHRINE : Kerafyrm, longstanding Norrathan personality and rumored lovechild of Vox and Nagafein was found murdered in Skyshrine. Police are interviewing suspects, including a troll and a barbarian warrior with regards to a weighted axe found at the scene.

Bystanders report that the Troll, one Gosplat Squishusstuffs was heard to be muttering that "it wasn't his fault, he was cleaning it and it went off" and "he shouldn't have come looking for a fight if he wasn't prepared to finish it anyway"

 Mystery surrounds the state if the body, which was found to have had by three cloth caps and a small bag of sulfur placed into certain part of the anatomy.

At a press conference, Police Commisioner Gordon 'Abashi' Wrinn denied that it could be a possible mass murderer, as based on reports coming into his desk "There have been no other attacks on dragons in the last few months, and it seems that any of the suspects involved all had alibis placing them in Blackburrow at the time"








 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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